Paula Deen and LL Cool J just released a song called “Totally On Purpose Racist.”
Kim Kardashian is giving birth and Kanye bursts in Kramer-style and is just like “Im real happy for you, Kim, and Imma let you finish but my mom had the best birth of all time!”
I’m on the seafood diet. I see food, and I chuck it in the ocean.
Russia made it illegal to say ‘gay’ in front of kids. I made it illegal to say ‘Russia’ in front of my cats. Your move, Putin.